"my wife(the one who says i am man pretty) asked me yesterday................"

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........."why are you so disgusting????"

it had something to do with a loud bodily function.
could this be why she is so agreeable to the idea of offing me????
shouldn't "man pretty" offset "disgusting"?????

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"The Men's Club"

by ChainofThought on Nov 12 2008 (15 months ago)

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All men are disgusting. It is part of our make up. I never knew how disgusting I was until I got married and my wife pointed it out to me.

We belch, fart, spit, scratch (in unflattering places). We curse, swear, yell, eat with our fingers. Laugh too loud. Laugh at things that shouldn't’t be funny. We are offensive without trying to be.

We consistently lose our manners.

It’s a miracle that our wives don’t walk out on us and we aren't forced to live in caves.

But one thing I learned over the years is that our wives all though they complain would not want us any other way.

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"Oh no, "man pretty" can ENHANCE "disgusting"!"

by PenguinSage on Nov 12 2008 (15 months ago)

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When a man is kind of ghoulish looking anyway, bodily functions, odors, and disgusting features seem natural and expected.

When those things come out of a "man pretty" man it only magnifies just how GROSS the thing is. And for some reason, the prettier the man I've known, the more disgusting he's been. It's like pretty men think they have a free pass! Whereas the slightly more homely guys as least give it a go at being civilized and pleasant (ie not farting in front of a lady). I know, it's your wife. She's going to hear lots of farts. But even your "man prettiness" can't stop it from stinking.

Sorry, prettyman. I'm sure your flatulence does nothing to dissuade her from offing you.

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