"Just for fun: Can you come up with new phobias?"

Fumblephobia - a fear of watching the Detroit Lions play football

Browncrumbtwixtyourteethophobia - a fear of eating Oreos

Bimbogiantmouthophobia - a fear of Cameron Diaz

Smoosheddownhairaphobia - a fear of hats

 Itchamabumpophobia - a fear of mosquitoes

Republiphobia - a fear of Dick Cheney

Prickerinthefingerophobia - a fear of picking cucumbers and zucchini from your garden

Spotlightophobia - a fear of insult comedians

Bearsuitophobia - a fear of back hair

Waferthinmintophobia - a fear of afterdinner mints

Einsteinoweedophobia - fear of weeds which grow faster than the speed of light

Aremykeysreallyinmypurseophobia - fear that, no matter how many times one checks to see that one's car keys are in one's purse, the keys are not really there, so one must check again to see that they are really there

untimelydeathbyfelineophobia - fear that one or more cats will kill one by swirling around one's feet while trying to descend stairwell

untimelydeathbyKoolaidophobia - fear of death by asphixiation on airborne Koolaid "dust"

overlysentimentalistophobia - fear of addiction to Lifetime Movie Network movies

multitudinousrugratophobia - fear of large groups of small children

wishonewasdeadonthespotandcouldsinkintothegroundophobia - fear of withering look from one's mother, no matter how old one is

Billyraycyrusophobia - fear of mullets

felineorbfixationophobia - fear of cats staring at you

Georgehamiltonophobia - fear of excessive tanning/turning into leather

Madonnaophobia - fear of one's breasts turning into hard cones

Ithoughttheyweretellingthetruthophobia - fear of believing someone when they insist you not bring a gift to a party and showing up empty-handed when everyone else has brought a gift

Imeldamarcosophobia - fear of being buried alive under millions of shoes

cheneyophobia - fear of one's hunting partner

empatheticursineophobia - fear of Care Bears

citrusbeverageandearlychildhoodophobia - fear of lemonade stands

Joanriversandcherophobia - fear of really bad plastic surgery

kneaureevesophobia - fear of having delusion that you have acting ability

dubyaophobia - fear of having a knucklehead in charge of your country

obamanationophobia - fear of the "second coming"

Mccainophobia - fear of owning too many homes to count

kennedysimpsonblakeophobia - fear that, knowing you can get away with murder, you'll do it again

phobiaphobia-- the fear of having too many phobias

crackatoothaphobia-- fear of hard candy

soulstealingaphobia --fear of having one’s picture taken

iamnottasteephobia--fear of cannibals

scaredycatophobia --fear of everything

istheresomethinginmyteethophobia --fear of a supermodel or famous actor introducing themselves to you in a restaurant.

hotdogsdownophobia --fear of "all you can eat" contests

pokemybrainophobia --fear of Q-tips

skittleophobia --fear of rainbow colored candies

draculaphobia --fear of being bitten in the neck

bigbananphobia --fear of roadside attractions modeled after fruit  http://www.bigbanana.com/bananas-tour.htm

charlystarkistophobia --fear of eating tuna fish

Melvinaphobia:  fear of wedgies and  melvins

soapsudsaphobia:  fear of taking a bath

Euphorbiaceaeaphobia:   fear of rubber trees  (dont think you can say that three times fast)

crankyankaphobia:  fear of prank calls

benjaminaphobia: fear of money in large denominations

askvillebanaphobia:  fear of doing something naughty on askville and getting banned for it

trollflamerlameraphobia:   fear of those who hang out and start crap on forums and in chat rooms.

crackspackleaphobia:  fear of pulling up your pants to cover your crack in fear of someone using crack spackle on your butt cleavage.